Ricky Gervais in gta iv

roy-earle:

i pitched a perfect game against my dad and the red sox have been jumping around for about five minutes

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jadeita:

imagine how much better life would be if we could double jump like in games

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moonrise kingdom was really good 

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quallmemaybe:

Graduated cylinder

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in order to scare people into thinking there is a zombie apocalypse i’m going to eat someones face off and when the police arrive i’ll say “i’m kidding! you guys actually believed me?! hahaha!”

i’m that kid in the deli at 11 pm buying ben and jerry’s